All Reviews
Every pickle we’ve reviewed. Newest first by default; use the buttons to sort.
Campbell Gardens Candied Pickles – Sweet Garlic
8.0 out of 10 Before we get into the pickle, let’s talk about what we find on the jar. This label gives out a lot of information. For starters, this is a secret family recipe…
The Chill Dill – Totally Original
8.0 out of 10 The Chill Dill is a standard dill chip that classifies itself as “The perfect balance of Salty, Tangy, & Sweet”. I’ll start by saying this is a delicious dill chip, but…
Roots Kitchen & Cannery Dill Pickles
8.8 out of 10 This delicious standard dill spear is quite fantastic. It’s got a really fresh taste, and I like the hints of celery seed you get while making quick work of the 17oz…
Nevada Brining Company Handcrafted in the silver state – Deli style garlic and dill pickle
9.0 out of 10 The ingredients are pretty basic on this one: cucumber, water, white vinegar, salt, dill, garlic, and spices. I had high expectations for somebody who considers themselves, a brining company and they…
Hathaway’s Handpicked Harvest – Spicy Garlic Pickle Spears – Take 2??
5.8 out of 10 This label looked like its seen better days, and i’m pretty sure those days were somewhere in 1993. The printing is so bad that it’s actually hard to make out the…
McClure’s Sweet and Hot Chips
9.8 out of 10 These chips are just the right thickness and just the right amount of crunch. The balance of sweetness and heat is on point. It’s not overly sweet at all, and the…
The Real Dill – Caraway Garlic Dills
8.6 out of 10 The label tells you there is a mountain of flavor inside this jar of 100% made from scratch in Denver pickle spears. They aren’t wrong. Aside from the pickles themselves there…
Jake’s Dill Chips (Take 2)
7.4 out of 10 Ok let’s have a serious conversation about Jake’s dill chips. Are you sitting down? If you’re not sitting down, maybe you should. Unless you can read standing up, then disregard the…
Triple B Farms- Kickles- Pickles with a kick!
8.4 out of 10 Ok to start with I can’t stop saying the full name every time I pull the jar out of the fridge. To everyone or no one, it doesn’t matter who is…
Pacific Pickle Works – Mother’s Puckers
9.3 out of 10 Brass Tax….These Mother Pucking home-style garlic dill pickle halves are extraordinary. Let’s breakdown the shit on the jar: These Naturally gluten free, vegan, no refined sugar, 100% natural, no fake flavor…
Amish Wedding Zesty Bread and Butter Pickles
8.6 out of 10 The Amish are back baby! And boy, are they are bringin the zesty sweet heat in this explosion of pickle pleasure. The move here is to grab a spoon and just…
Maille Original Cornichons- Gherkins
9.0 out of 10 Look, This pickle has been around since 1747. Let that sink in….. 1747. Do you know what 1747 is in roman numerals? Its MDCCXLVII. Also what in the actual fuck is…
T-Rex Pickles
8.2 out of 10 This T-Rex may not have a lot of reach, but it has a lot of flavor. The brine is simple with garlic, spices, a little dill seed, and beer. You really…
Gourmet Gardens – Peppered Pickle Sticks
9.0 out of 10 If Peter Piper picked a pack of Peppered Pickles, then Gourmet Gardens would have the jar of peppered pickle sticks that Peter Piper picked. I did not have high hopes for…
Lang’s Classic – Garlic Dill
8.8 out of 10 It’s a 2BS (two bit spear) that packs some of the best crunch I’ve crunched in a minute or two for a spear. There is a lot of diced garlic floating…
Slick Willy’s Dills
4.6 out of 10 Let’s get the obvious out of the way. The first miss on this one is clearly the name. Slick Willy should have went with Dilly. Slick Willy’s Dillys just sounds way…
Sucker punch Kosher Dill Chips
6.0 out of 10 This is a standard kosh dill pickle. I meant to say kosh. I feel like the cucumbers for this pickle are weird. Seedless maybe?? I don’t know, but they just look…
Prohibition pickles Lindale Texas – Ranch Chips
6.6 out of 10 This whole ranch pickle situation is confusing. You don’t know if you really ever wanted a ranch pickle. You want a lot of ranch things. Hidden valley ranch popcorn seasoning? Sure…
Keonig’s Pickles
8.2 out of 10 Visually I wanted nothing to do with this pickle and was expecting nothing but disappointment. These pickles are thin and transparent and despite all your senses telling you it’s going…
Cleveland Pickle Sweet & Hot Bite Size Nuggets
8.0 out of 10 The pickle is indeed sweet and hot! It’s a wonderful balance of the initial sweetness followed by a light but noticeable spice. These are listed as pickle nuggets but you’ll find…
Amish Wedding – Sweet Garlic Dill Pickles
8.4 out of 10 This pickle chip comes from Millersburg, Ohio. If you are not familiar with the area I can tell you it’s full of Amish people. And since Amish people also get married…
Passion Pickles – Habanero Homestyle Chips – Sweet + Heat
1.0 out of 10 One of the ingredients is Yellow #5… I think we all know what that means. It means this pickle is terrible. Ok to be fair, I don’t know if there is…
Grillo’s HOT Classic Dill Spear
7.8 out of 10 I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I think Grillos are one of the more overrated pickles. I think they are a good pickle, maybe even a great pickle, and…
Wake Robin Fermented Foods – Garlicky Dill Pickle Chips
7.0 out of 10 This local Cleveland pickle is 100% Naturally Fermented. After a bit of research in what the hell that even means it turns out it’s a longer process that does not…
Jake’s – Dill Chips
2.8 out of 10 With Jake’s we have ourselves a locally grown, handmade jar of thick cut dill chips. From the initial look you see some monster slices and some tiny ones. Some nearly an…
Kansas City Canning Co. – Cucumber Dilly Pickle Spears
9.2 out of 10 I’ll get right to the point. This is a winner. It’s a straight up wonderful Dill Spear. It’s just where you want to be on the crunch scale. It’s got this…
Mountain Girl Pickles – Garlic Dill Spears
8.0 out of 10 Sugar Free, Non GMO, Vegan, Gluten Free.. blah blah blah…it’s a pickle. And this Mountain girl is sassy, but at times sweet. Sort of like the Sour Patch Kids commercials, you…
Farm & Vine Kickin Pickles
7.6 out of 10 This rootin tootin kickin pickle has a lot going on. To start with it looks like the label was printed on the first color printer ever made with the wrong color…
Mr. Crisp Pickle Co. Spicy Garlic Dill Chips
7.5 out of 10 With Mr. Crisp we find ourselves with another delightful small batch chef inspired pickle. In comparison to other Spicy pickles this comes in at the lower end of the spice spectrum…
McCutcheon’s Sweet Fire Pickles – Spicy pickle chips & peppers
4.6 out of 10 The jalapeños in the jar are actually very good. Sweet but the heat kicks in and gives you a nice sweet-heat. The pickles are just average. There is a good…
SuckerPunch Fiery Spice Garlic Dill Spears
7.2 out of 10 This starts off with a good crunch thats not too spicy with a nice dill finish. It’s a vinegar heavy brine but has more sweetness than you would expect from a…
McClure’s Bread & Butter Cilantro Chips
8.0 out of 10 I’ve been excited about the opportunity to put a Bread and Butter chip from McClure’s in my mouth. I had no idea that Cilantro was going to be at the party. …
Hathaway’s Handpicked Harvest – Spicy Garlic Pickle Spears
6.0 out of 10 I desperately want to love this pickle. With the right cucumber this could be a home run. But in its present form it’s maybe a single…or a bunt.. or got on…
Bold Pickins Speciality Pickles – Down Home Dill Chips
9.06 out of 10 Finding a very thin pickle chip worthy of the title “thin” is like seeing a rare bird in the wild, it’s not an every day occurrence. Finding a thin pickle chip…
Randy’s Bread and Butter
4.0 out of 10 So at a first glance I’m very excited about this pickle. That is pretty rare for a bread and butter pickle. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good bread and…
Cleveland Kitchen Bread and Butta Chips
7.0 out of 10 This pickle has an overall nice flavor. It leans more toward sweet butta than bread, or maybe sweet bread and not butta. It is a lightly fermented pickle so most of…
Grillos Classic Dill Spears
7.2 out of 10 A decent pickle with good crunch! The spears are all very uniform and consistent so you wont find a hodgepodge of different shapes and sizes. The plastic container they come in…