The Pickle Chronicles

Sucker punch Kosher Dill Chips 

3 out of 5


This is a standard kosh dill pickle.  I meant to say kosh.  I feel like the cucumbers for this pickle are weird.  Seedless maybe?? I don’t know, but they just look weird.  It’s a thicker cut chip and there is apparently an 11 spice blend that probably isn’t real.  You would think for a standard kosh dill there would be more going on here.   Well I got a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite.  There ain’t.  This pickle is like a knock off loaf of white bread you get at a 7 eleven or a Payless shoe store.  You know the one with the brand name “white bread”?  It’s like that.  It’s white bread and it sorta tastes like white bread, but it also doesn’t taste like white bread, but also doesn’t taste like anything else either.  This pickle is like that. Not bad enough to be terrible, not good enough to be great.  It’s the most forgettable jar of pickles you won’t remember you forgot.  


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