0.5 out of 5

One of the ingredients is Yellow #5… I think we all know what that means.  It means this pickle is terrible.  Ok to be fair, I don’t know if there is any correlation between Yellow #5 and how bad this pickle is.  It’s a shame because the spice after the awful oral experience of this pickle is quite nice.  It’s way too sweet, and it’s so soft that you cant even tell you are biting into anything. According to the label and I quote, “they are like no pickles you’ve ever had before”.  This is accurate.  I’ve never had a pickle that had the mouth feel of a wet piece of white bread rolled up into a ball and cut into slices.  “From the very first bite… your passion for these pickles will be irresistible! Save the Juice!”  I can’t get the taste out of my mouth and that’s all I want right now.  The idea of not tasting this pickle is irresistible to me right now.  I will not be saving the juice.  I will not have another pickle.  I’m not even throwing this in the garbage.  I’d feel bad for the rest of my garbage having to share a trash bag with this jar of evil.  I’m pouring it all down the garbage disposal and burying the jar in a place where it can’t hurt anybody anymore.  I hate you passion pickles.