4.0 out of 5

Sugar Free, Non GMO, Vegan, Gluten Free.. blah blah blah…it’s a pickle. And this Mountain girl is sassy, but at times sweet.  Sort of like the Sour Patch Kids commercials, you know.. “first they’re sour, then they’re sweet”?  I mean they aren’t really like those little shit head SPKs.. They shoot paintball guns in your room, cut your hair in your sleep, tie your hair to a bench which makes you miss your bus, they literally beat the shit out of you and you have to press charges.  Then show up days later at the police station to pick the colorful culprit out of a line up.  They paint fake tunnels on a walls and make you drive into them, which is basically attempted murder.  They have birds shit on you, they destroy your car, they put a skunk in your bed.. I mean the list of fucked up things these little candies do to people is unforgivable.  To be fair, I like them as much or more than the next person but those are some seriously troubled candies.  Lucky this mountain girl is not that twisted and brings the garlic front and center in this crunchy half spear.  It’s one of the better garlic dill spears I’ve had and I highly recommend you give her a try.  You go mountain girl!